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[jxcelynthefag]

These aren’t even real piercings or tattoos tf?

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[1612th]

in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying

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[cadoized]

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the project

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[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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• Person: I think she's a lesbian because…
• Me: hoe don't do it
• Person: she never had a positive male role model in her life
• Me: oh my god

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Turning you on turns me on.

(via cakebals)